Dearest Fiona,

A party for Ogres you say? Oh the things I do for you dear! Alright, so here are my thoughts. We keep the ambiance damp and dark, remind them of how the swamps used to be before gentrification, really make them feel at home. I know of a great band that plays all the old classics: Pour Some Trash On Me, Bug Shack, Downtown Funk and Dirty Diana. Now food could potentially blow your budget, after-all your guests can really eat! I think it would be best to use the royal cooks, they'll get used to the smell...eventually. Beverages are easy! Kombucha of course darling, and sour lemonade for the kids. I think that about covers the planning thus far. I know Donkey and his wife will be in attendance - can't wait to see them - please tell them to find a sitter for the wee fire starters, or make sure that they are on their best behavior. I won't remind you of what happened last time... Kisses!

- Your Fairy Godmother

Dearest Sleeping,

Darling I've missed you! We are playing a dreadful game of phone tag. You really must get a cellular phone if you don't want to stick close to the castle. I know such things didn't exist before your slumber, but Sleeping you must get with the times! Look at me for example, rather than flying all over the place I've been using Uber. But enough about me. How are you! Overcome your fear of apples I hope? A Princess can't live on canned fruit alone you know. And how are things coming along with the little Prince? He's what, four years of age now? My how the time flies! Well darling I must be off now, my Uber has just arrived and I'm off to help plan a wedding. Not as large as yours dear, but then again, whose is?! Cellular phone, promise me you'll look into it. By for now.

- Your Fairy Godmother

Dearest Cindy,

Thank you for your letter! I still feel so terrible about that whole pumpkin thing and the Grand Wizard not paying for the overtime. What's done is done I suppose... Glad to hear things are going well for you and the Prince though, I just couldn't be any happier for you! I've been doing well since leaving the Realm, I'm working for an event planning company called Fairy Godmother Events. The other Godmothers are a hoot, the clients are wonderful, and I can wear whatever I want! I mean the gowns I wore for you were beautiful but those corsets, don't even get me started! Anyway need to run now but just wanted to say a quick hello! Best of luck, send my love to the mice, and I will see you in a month or so to begin planning the Prince's birthday party. Tell your atrocious Step Mother I said "bite me". Had to be said. Ta darling!

- Your Fairy Godmother